Weapons training

Haha! Oh man! Honestly, me and the guys - it's non-stop. 4 Americans in Iraq having a blast! (Pun intended)

Today we had weapons training. Stevo took the pistol and the rest of us used rifles. We fired off some shots (with the guns that is - we ain't gay mate!) and generally just had an average training day. Boy it was sucking! (Not in a gay way though mate!)

Until Stevo stepped in that is! Let me tell you about Stevo - he's premium A-grade non-suck. We all love him. He's crazy.

Stevo saw his op (oppurtunity) when Mark piped up. "Hey guys, take care yeah, never forget how dangerous these things are, I'd hate anything to happen to any of you!" I know what you're thinking - what a sucker!

Stevo had us crying when replied "I'll never forget how dangerous YOUR MOM is! By which I mean she's dangerous... IN BED! I'm referring to her sexual performance!"

Steve then took his pistol and shot Mark in the ear, taking a chunk off! (See, the beauty of pistols is, they're not as dangerous as rifles - the shots are rarely lethal and close range shots often go straight through the target without causing any damage.) It suddenly became clear why Stevo had chosen a pistol instead of a rifle - what a joker!